The Hodag—the legendary beast that roams the Northwoods near Rhinelander, Wisconsin—needs your help! He's looking for his next meal … can you help him chomp his way through Rhinelander?
Need an answer to that big question but can't get ahold of your friends, family, clergy members or your old college roommate? I'm here to help!
Just ask me a yes-or-no question (sorry, no big, philosophical queries here) and I'll tell you what I think!
You forgot to ask the Hodag a question!
