Ask the Hodag!

Need an answer to that big question but can't get ahold of friends, family, clergy members, your old college roommate or your mailman? Ask the Hodag!

Whether you want to know if your secret crush likes you too or you'll get that promotion at work, the Hodag has the answer! (But the Hodag is too busy to answer big, philosophical questions like “What is the meaning of life?” or “How come you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?”, so yes-or-no questions only, please.)